We are all on hiatus now guys. We all have to stop each other from going insane.
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
[wraps louis in a blanket] shhh its okay everyone already knows youre better than them just stay away from twitter and go have some tea
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JOEY RICHTER IS FLYNN RIDER AND IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE THIS STATEMENT YOU ARE LYING TO YOURSELF
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she looks exactly like her dad!
Im not crying its my allergies. Im allergic to childhood pains
I’M ACTUALLY CRYING
I hope she ends up with a show someday at least as successful as her father’s.
Some people hated him for some silly reason or another I don’t remember, but he raised so much awareness of wildlife and conservation and left such a void in our popular culture…what the hell do we have now? Hillbilly huntin’ n’ killin’ hour on Animal Planet?
Steve Irwin was a good dude. He did a lot of good for the animal kingdom, and he had a fucking ball doing it.
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If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
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